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Old 09-24-2008, 10:04 AM   #1
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True/False Tests

Got this one from my professor this morning...

"Students always wonder why my tests never use True/False questions. Well, they used to. Three years ago, my exam was 100 True/False questions. Nothing extremely difficult, but all true False. Well, I had a student arrive halfway through the exam one year, and he looked to be in extremely bad shape. Apparently, one of his buddies had gotten engaged the night before and threw a big party. The student was extreme apologetic, but I could tell he really wasn't ready for the exam. Nonetheless, I gave him a copy, and he sat down to take it. Next time I looked up, I saw him flipping a coin. I watched, and sure enough, he was flipping a coin for every question. Anyway, time went on, and I announced when five minutes remained in the exam period. Frantically, my tardy student, whom I assumed had already finished his test, picked the exam back up and began to flip a coin at a frighteningly rapid rate. That was too much for me; I asked him what on Earth he was doing."

"Well, sir, I know we're running out of time, but I had to check my answers!"

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Old 09-24-2008, 02:31 PM   #2
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I like your professor.
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:35 PM   #3
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I like your professor.
The story is even better with his British accent.

Side Note: Having a Brit teach about the American Revolution is quite interesting.
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Old 09-28-2008, 03:02 AM   #4
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Oh, WOW, I just got through laughing hysterically. Sounds like he was relying on God to give him the right answers, lol
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:56 PM   #6
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The story is even better with his British accent.

Side Note: Having a Brit teach about the American Revolution is quite interesting.
That's about as interesting as celebrating the 4th of July with British people which I have done for the past few years.
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