[Indie Levi]

Well, we all hear our friends' crazy stories about how things randomly catch fire in the middle of the night or how the cat "accidentaly" got stuck in the dish washer.
Here is everyone's chance to share their stories and lessons they learned from them. .....Then again.......some people never learn

To begin...
Do not attempt to build a raft out of 2x4's and rotten wood. It doesn't float very well and you might only figure out the obvious after you are already in the middle of the pond and quickly sinking. Yes, I am speaking from experience. In my defense, I was only 10.

Ok, here's another one:
Do not throw possibly combustable materials out of your dorm window in the middle of the night, especially if your room is directly above that of your dorm pastor. Those materials may in fact combust, create a big explosion, and wake the dorm pastor, along with the rest of the dorm, and half the campus. You just might get a $250 fine, which should have been a suspension to begin with. The campus security won't be loving you too much after that either.

I didn't do this, but I know one of the guys who did.
The things people will do in the name of entertainment...

[The wirerat]

Just to let you know, when you make multiple posts in the same thread, in a row, like you just did, Just edit the first post and add on to it.

[Indie Levi]

That's cool, thanx for the heads up on that. Since you were here, how about a quirky lesson for life? Everybody has one.......

I must say, it's pritty lame how this post has been up for three days, and no one has responded to it.

Here's another one for all of you who don't post back:
Never laugh at a police officer when he pulls you over at night and asks you and your friend if you have any drugs. Your car may be thuroughly searched and phone calls might be made......even if you really didn't have any.

[taykey]

I must say, it's pritty lame how this post has been up for three days, and no one has responded to it.

this forum is kinda low traffic.
plus there was already a cpf thread like this called "stupid things" or somehting like that.

[Thrash]

Don't stare at lovers in a parking lot from a 13th story window and shout "Get a room!" at them.

thye don't take it too well....

actually, just go ahead and do this. it is pretty hilarious!

(happened to me my freshman year in high school at One Act Play State Competition)

[Indie Levi]

Ha ha, that's great.

This one is by my room mate:
"Don't pour lucas salt down a cat's throat.........they burp very loudly."

I must say, that's pretty funny, but don't anyone dare try doing this.

Here's a good addition:
Try to not procrastinate on a paper which you had an entire month to do.......especially when the topic of the paper is "time management." I'm actually doing this right now...