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Old 07-21-2008, 09:27 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris' method?
Does Chuck Norris have a method of Underwater Knife Fighting?

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Surprisingly, underwater knife fighting is one of the few martial arts that Chuck Norris is not awesome at. I saw get destroyed by Lars Von Magnus in a tournament several years ago and he dropped out of the sport in embarrassment.
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all been defeated in Underwater Knife Fighting matches, and thus since quit the sport.
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Whatever happened with the rumors about the Celebrity UKF league that was going to be on ESPN?
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PAUKF (Parents Against Underwater Knife Fighting) started a letter-writing campaign that convinced ESPN not to go through with their plans.
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I hate PAUKF, always ruining the fun.
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I enjoy watching Chuck Norris cower like the little girly-man he is.
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Chuck Norris would beg to differ...

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I would punch him in the face, and he would cry.
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Chuck Norris would beg to differ...
See, he clearly has no concept of the sport. He is neither underwater, nor wielding knives. In his famous match with Lars Von Magnus, he attempted a roundhouse kick underwater and was summarily skewered with a classic periodontal thrust that ended the fight pretty much immediately.
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I would punch him in the face, and he would cry.
And then he would look at you with his dented face and you would die. . .

If you read both comments, they rhyme. . .
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Except that he'd be sitting on the ground crying, and then I'd kick him.
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And then he would look at you with his dented face and you would die. . .
Just like what I posted...
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all been defeated in Underwater Knife Fighting matches, and thus since quit the sport.
Buck Rogers is still going strong, He is years ahead of the rest.
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