[TunerSteve]

As a youngster I always loved to listen to music, so one day I decided to learn how to play some real instruments. I went to a music store, walked in and announced to the clerk. I pointed, and said I want that red trumpet over there, and that big accordion. The store clerk looked at me a bit funny and in awhile said, “Okay, you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay here.

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Parents have had invested a goodly sum in music lessons for their son , instructed him in front of guests one day to “Play something expensive!”

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The problem with many songs today, is someone forgot to put them to music.
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Little Harold was practicing his violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den; and as the screeching sounds of little Harold’s violin reached the dog’s ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog, and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor, and yelled above the noise, ‘For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know!?”

[normajean777]

The first one is definitely the best. Quite awesome actually, I'm telling a bunch of people.

[+SEAL+]

Nice.