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Old 01-25-2002, 03:58 PM   #1
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Talking Kids & Kops #1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school,
I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking
up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"

"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.
Is that right?"

"Yes, that's right," I told her.

"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me,
"would you please tie my shoe?"

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Old 01-28-2002, 12:41 PM   #3
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