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Old 01-25-2002, 03:37 PM   #1
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Talking The Farmer's Watermelons
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was
disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his
watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, he came up with a clever
idea to scare the kids away. He made up a sign and
posted it in the field.

When the kids came the next day they saw his sign:
"Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has
been injected with cyanide."

So the kids ran off and made up their own sign and
posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the
farmer came to look at his field, he noticed that no
watermelons were missing. Then, he noticed the new
sign next to his:

"Now there are two!"

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Old 01-25-2002, 03:59 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * falls out of chair*
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Old 01-25-2002, 06:23 PM   #3
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OH NO!!! Are you ok?!?
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"And always remember "I am not fat, I am NOT fat" <-- this will help you along in life"--Waggster
"In order to avoid criticism, never do anything. Ever."--Random Quote
"I don't need luck, I need ANSWERS!"--Steve
"I am woman hear me roar! RARR"-- Random Quote
"My ice cream is getting cold!!!"--Brent
"I think it's interesting where the interstates are. Call it a fetish " --Luke
"LINDSEY, TU AMOR ES MAYOR QUE HELADO!" --Brent
"Then they run around in a circle trying to start a tornado."-- Benj
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Old 01-25-2002, 09:15 PM   #4
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hehehe...that sounds like fun. (J/K!!! I am not a murderer!)Be awfully frustrating, though.
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Old 01-25-2002, 09:25 PM   #5
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Yeah, I'm fine. I do that alot.
Thnx for your concern
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Old 01-26-2002, 01:21 PM   #6
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... Glad that you are ok
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"In order to avoid criticism, never do anything. Ever."--Random Quote
"I don't need luck, I need ANSWERS!"--Steve
"I am woman hear me roar! RARR"-- Random Quote
"My ice cream is getting cold!!!"--Brent
"I think it's interesting where the interstates are. Call it a fetish " --Luke
"LINDSEY, TU AMOR ES MAYOR QUE HELADO!" --Brent
"Then they run around in a circle trying to start a tornado."-- Benj
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Old 01-26-2002, 03:21 PM   #7
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Swim,
I have just discovered something terribly HORRIBLE!!!!!
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Old 01-27-2002, 12:26 AM   #8
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Oh my... LOL...
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"In order to avoid criticism, never do anything. Ever."--Random Quote
"I don't need luck, I need ANSWERS!"--Steve
"I am woman hear me roar! RARR"-- Random Quote
"My ice cream is getting cold!!!"--Brent
"I think it's interesting where the interstates are. Call it a fetish " --Luke
"LINDSEY, TU AMOR ES MAYOR QUE HELADO!" --Brent
"Then they run around in a circle trying to start a tornado."-- Benj
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Old 01-27-2002, 08:51 PM   #9
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feints from the fear....................
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