[swim2112]

George W. Bush was walking through an airport last
week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a
long white beard, wearing a long white robe and
holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was
staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't
you Moses?" The man stood perfectly still and
continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing.

Again George W asked, a little louder this time,
"Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again the old
man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying
a word. George W tried a third time, louder yet.
"Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, no
movement or words from the old man. He continued to
stare at the ceiling. One of George W's aides asked
him if there was a problem, and George W said,

"Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have
asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has
not answered me yet." To which the man, still
staring at the ceiling finally replied, "I can hear
you and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke
to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the
wilderness."

[guitarman]

A good joke from the Humer archives !!!

(Ok, so it's less than a month old, but I thought it was funny!)

[Nate]

HAHA.... my youth minister told me that one last night.... I wonder if he's been reading CGR??

[guitarman]

hmmmmm..........good question.......

[MrCrabby]

My youth pastor told that a few weeks ago too!

[guitarman]

I want to be a youth pastor. I guess I'll have to make sure I tell this one