[Gwenny]

A man and wife were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered the pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and they opened the front door to leave the house. The cat was put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi, while her husband went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with him in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife didnt want the driver to know that the house wouldl be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, he get into the cab . "Sorry I took so long," he said, as we drove away. "That stupid idiot was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

[bethbunnae]

Awesome Gwen.