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Old 03-11-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.

To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl.

"You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic - and that aftershave is just wonderful!"

The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.

Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine.

"Who let you in here? Did you check the mirror before you left the house? Get away from me, you oaf!"

By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation.

"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds. "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

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Old 03-11-2008, 07:03 PM   #2
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Bad... it made me moan...
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:28 PM   #3
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Um...maybe when I'm not dead tired I'll understand this...
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:22 PM   #4
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How about this:

A man walks into a bar. He said: "Ow."
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:10 PM   #5
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:52 AM   #7
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a dyslexic man walked into a bra...
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how bout the dyslexic agnostic...he staye up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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