[JesusFrEaK0077]

If anyone of you have been in a seat next to someone who just will not quit bugging you. You may understand this.

How to deal with annoying people next to you on a plane

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up your laptop.

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you can see the screen of your laptop.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head upwards to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

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[mtlmouth]

Except you can't/are not supposed to connect to the internet on a plane.
And you'd probably get arrested.

Other than that, it's brilliant...

[<Ibanez_guy>]

That's Hilarious, I would love to see the person next to me.

[Art]

Hmm.

All things considered... I think I'm going to kill this thread. I would be seriously offended if that happened to me, and that person would end up injured, their laptop broken, and in the end, they would be arrested.