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Old 01-21-2008, 12:30 PM   #1
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Observations

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are all observing a small house one day. At one point, they see two people enter the house. A short while later, three people come out.

"It appears that my initial observations were flawed," the physicist admits ruefully.

"Now, now," the biologist says, trying to comfort his friend. "Clearly, the two must have reproduced."

The mathematician has his own elegant explanation. "If one more person enters the house," he says, "then there will be no one in the house."

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Old 01-22-2008, 11:04 AM   #2
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I must be dumb. i don't get it..
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:49 AM   #3
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2 in, 3 out

2-3= -1

1 goes in
1+ -1= 0
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:33 PM   #4
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What color was the house?

/lame attempt to inject some humor
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Old 01-22-2008, 12:50 PM   #5
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I'm glad someone understood...
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:38 PM   #6
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It's kind of a geek joke.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:02 PM   #7
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geek koes are the best kind...cause hardly anyone will get them
but then they'll play along like they do and still have no clue...
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:01 PM   #8
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what if theres more people in the house?
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