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11-20-2007, 05:13 PM
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Government in Terms of Cows
Ok, let's say you have two diary cows. Here's how it would work under different forms of government...
Socialism
You milk your cows and give the milk to your neighbors in exchange for bacon and eggs.
Communism
You milk your cows and give it to the government which then gives you a set portion of milk, eggs, and bacon.
Totalitarianism
The government shoots you and takes your cows.
Dictatorship
You get the keep the cows, after they are branded with the Dictator's Initials.
Free Enterprise
Sell a cow, buy a bull.
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come to new zealand.............get sheep
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