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A young couple were thrilled to bits when they became the proud parents of a baby boy. As they were both film buffs they decided to name their son Orson. After a couple of weeks they went to their local church to arrange for their son to be baptised. After they had discussed the formalities, the minister looked sadly at the young couple and said: "You haven't really thought this through have you?" The young couple looked a little bemused: "What's the problem, vicar?" they asked; he replied: "Are you sure you want to call your son Orson, Mr & Mrs Cart?"