No! Seriously! This walrus:

is dead! He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This Walrus is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, He rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the bucket, He'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now History! He's off the twig!
He's kicked the bucket , He's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WALRUS!!