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I took a straw the other day, one given me by a polite but uninterested Taco Bell employee, and cut it into 1/4" pieces with my knife. After a little shuffling and grunting, I wedged four of the pieces onto my teeth. Smiling at people rarely results in the ensuing reaction.
I got a lot of double takes. The bank teller thought I was talking funny. My sister wouldn't hug me, even though she new they were fake, because they freaked her out.
I got a lot of double takes. The bank teller thought I was talking funny. My sister wouldn't hug me, even though she new they were fake, because they freaked her out.