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Old 08-26-2007, 03:56 PM   #1
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How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

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Old 08-26-2007, 03:58 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2007, 03:58 PM   #3
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Old 08-26-2007, 04:20 PM   #4
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that reminds me of a great joke, but unfortunately no one will get it but me.

explaining it would take all the funny right out.
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Old 08-26-2007, 04:58 PM   #6
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that reminds me of a great joke, but unfortunately no one will get it but me.

explaining it would take all the funny right out.
Try it.
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:04 PM   #7
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Try it.
okay. but it's not going to make sense to you.


this girl asked her grandma how to make tea, and her grandma replied [with an accent that is too difficult to type out!], "first you put some hel in it, and then you dam it!"


hel = spice (which funny enough, my family doesn't use in tea)
dam = steaming or brewing; happens after boiling
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:13 PM   #8
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I got it without the explaination....
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:14 PM   #9
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I got it without the explaination....
please don't lie to me.
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:16 PM   #10
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I didn't. I seriously got it.

Because I have actually heard that before
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okay. but it's not going to make sense to you.


this girl asked her grandma how to make tea, and her grandma replied [with an accent that is too difficult to type out!], "first you put some hel in it, and then you dam it!"


hel = spice (which funny enough, my family doesn't use in tea)
dam = steaming or brewing; happens after boiling
You were right, it didn't.



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Old 08-26-2007, 05:25 PM   #12
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I have one word for that joke
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #13
well this is weird.
 
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I didn't. I seriously got it.

Because I have actually heard that before
hahaha. really?
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Yep, probably.
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Old 08-26-2007, 05:27 PM   #15
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but still good

Don't worry i use that one sometimes
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