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Old 07-18-2007, 09:12 PM   #1
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Banjo jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you tell if the stage is level?
The banjo player has drool coming out of both sides of his mouth.

How do you make a banjo player's car more aerodynamic?
Take off the pizza delivery sign.

What do you call a banjo player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

How long does it take to tune a banjo?
Nobody knows.

What's the difference between an accordian and a banjo?
An accordian burns longer.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
You take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

And my personal favorite: (alot of people are sure gonna hate this one!)
What do you get when you cross a banjo and a mondolin?
An instrument so out of tune the bass player notices.

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Old 07-18-2007, 09:22 PM   #2
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:29 PM   #3
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i'm tempted to change the last joke to "drummer", becuase I wish to establish a reign of fear in this here forum. Otherwise, slightly humorous.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:06 PM   #4
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:32 PM   #5
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Being played by probably the most talented and versatile musician alive today, the banjo is nothing to be scoffed at.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:49 PM   #6
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Eddie Peabody

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Old 07-18-2007, 11:04 PM   #7
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This thread loses. In fact, banjos win this thread. Because banjos, well, win.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:11 PM   #8
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This thread = awesome. Banjos = awesome. Win-win situation here.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:29 PM   #9
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:56 AM   #10
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QFT.

Bela Fleck FTW.

BRB.

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Old 07-19-2007, 01:00 AM   #11
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That right there keeps this thread in humor. I was about to send it to "Other Stringed Instruments"

Oh, and Art?

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Bela Fleck

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Yeah, I got to see him jam (Because Elvis Costello was running late!) at merlefest. It was a real treat to hear him do Stairway to Heaven.....
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:01 AM   #13
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:02 AM   #14
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Please quit cheap posting. Its more annoying than a room full of out of tune banjos.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:58 PM   #15
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Please quit cheap posting. Its more annoying than a room full of out of tune banjos.

Are there any other kind of Banjo?

What's the difference between a Banjo player and the rest of the band?
About three or four bars by the end of the song.

Why aren't there any banjos on Star Trek?
Because it's the future.
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