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Unread 07-18-2007, 07:59 AM   #1
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Free Monkey on New Orleans Craigslist!!!
"Free Monkey!!!!!! Unfortunately I have to give away my pet spider monkey. We have had a long loving relationship but I am moving to Russia and must give her away. Luise, that is her name is a fanatastic pet and companion. She is fully toilet trained, even knows how to flush! Please contact me ASAP as I am leaving the country."

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Unread 07-18-2007, 08:00 AM   #2
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Apparently the monkey owner gave out the wrong number, and some guy posted shortly afterwards:

"Wrong number for spider monkey

This guy has been woken up with calls all morning, he does not have a spider monkey."
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Unread 07-18-2007, 08:16 AM   #3
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If anybody wants it, I might be able to have it shipped to you parcel post or something. It can't weigh that much.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 08:25 AM   #4
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You should get it, then set it loose in an elevator full of people with cups of coffee.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 08:29 AM   #5
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I could get it and let it loose in the library at school. We've had a cat before; why not a monkey? Maybe we could train it to go find books for people or to get coffee from the coffee cart.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 08:33 AM   #6
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I could get it and let it loose in the library at school. We've had a cat before; why not a monkey? Maybe we could train it to go find books for people or to get coffee from the coffee cart.
And you could let it live in the book-return drop box.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 09:57 AM   #7
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I am disapointed. I read this thread title as "Free money on New Orleans Craigslist".
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Unread 07-18-2007, 11:20 AM   #8
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I am disapointed. I read this thread title as "Free money on New Orleans Craigslist".
Free money, just pay shipping!
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Unread 07-18-2007, 12:42 PM   #9
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Well it's pretty darn funny if it was serious. But even if it wasn't and it was a joke, purposely putting the wrong number on Craigslist for a free spider monkey is pretty stinking hilarious in my book. I can imagine the guy getting pissed after 12 straight calls asking him for his spider monkey...
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Unread 07-18-2007, 04:18 PM   #10
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Well it's pretty darn funny if it was serious. But even if it wasn't and it was a joke, purposely putting the wrong number on Craigslist for a free spider monkey is pretty stinking hilarious in my book. I can imagine the guy getting pissed after 12 straight calls asking him for his spider monkey...
It's also pretty strange that enough people were interested in the monkey and called that he got upset over it... I mean, you'd think he would have tolerated two or three people... how many must have called to get him frustrated enough to go post his own entry on craigslist? I didn't know spider monkeys were that hot of a commodity.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 10:51 PM   #11
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I might take a free spider monkey... I'd at least call about it and ask a bunch of ridiculous questions.
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Unread 07-18-2007, 10:55 PM   #12
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I couldn't share a toilet with a spider monkey.
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I'd at least call about it and ask a bunch of ridiculous questions.
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Unread 04-07-2016, 06:30 AM   #14
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I'd at least call about it and ask a bunch of ridiculous questions.
Shut up fart mouth.
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Unread 04-07-2016, 06:31 AM   #15
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This thread is so racist. Monkeys are people too!
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