[Insane Drummer]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen!
We here at Strong Arms of Hope would like to beg you to help ease one of the great crises of our time. Since 1989 the people of the country of Berlin have been living without the comforting shadow of the Berlin wall. Thousands suffer daily by not be blocked from travel between East Berlin and West Berlin. We here at Strong Arms of Hope say NO MORE! Every Berliner no matter where he is born deserves the right to be divided from his fellow Berliners! With your help we can repair the once great wall and bring devision back to the people of Berlin. Your donation of $5 will lay 25 bricks. A donation of $1000 will insure that 15 Berliners suffer travel restriction. A donation of $5000 will be a great step toward dividing all Berliners.

Herr Johann Dummkopf told us in his native language when we put a wall right next to his house "Ich mochte kein Mauer!!" Which roughly translates as "thank you for all you have done to divide me from my neighbors, would like some beer?"

We here at Strong Arms of Hope thank you for your support.