For all those other people that aren't ready for a relationship but desperately want one. Ahh! I need to run away! Please, ladies, don't try to find a picture on the internet of me!
Sorry, I know that's a horrible joke. But guys, do you relate? I'm not dealing with it as much right now, but two semesters ago I got out of a messy relationship and I knew I shouldn't be in one. And then I proceeded to have a crush on about every pretty girl at my college that rotated about every five days. What do you do when you know you shouldn't be in a relationship, but everything's screaming "Yes!"
I think I'm in love with Paris Hilton's dog.
So for any other fellow in my situation, just make yourself look like a ______bag, and with all the time you'll spend trying to rebuild your reputation, you won't be thinking about girls! It's genius!