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Old 07-03-2007, 02:04 PM   #1
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Talking Benny Hinn humor.
This is a thread where you can post wholesome and funny jokes about Benny Hinn. Anybody who's anybody can join in if they want.

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Old 07-03-2007, 02:05 PM   #2
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Here's mine.

Q: Why didn't Benny Hinn, cross the road?
A: Because he couldn't leave without his wallet.
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Old 07-03-2007, 02:38 PM   #3
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Q: Why are Benny Hinn jokes the best?
A: Because they slay you every time.

This thread seems precarious to me...
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Old 07-03-2007, 02:43 PM   #4
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This thread seems precarious to me...
You can add Benny Hinn jokes of your own if you want.
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:03 PM   #5
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Here's another...

Q: Why did Perry Stone endorse Benny Hinn?
A: Because he was ticked because of Benny Hinn making humorous heresies.
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:04 PM   #6
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I don't get these... Am I missing something. Because they arn't funny...
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:11 PM   #7
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I don't get these... Am I missing something. Because they arn't funny...
No they aren't and besides it is probably not good to be making fun of fellow Christians anyway...even if we are talking about Benny Hinn
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:15 PM   #8
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No they aren't and besides it is probably not good to be making fun of fellow Christians anyway...even if we are talking about Benny Hin
Okay. I'll stop the Benny Hinn jokes. But just because you said so.

P.S. I won't get an infraction for this, will I?
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:31 PM   #9
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No they aren't and besides it is probably not good to be making fun of fellow Christians anyway...even if we are talking about Benny Hinn
i think alot of people might argue that he's not making fun of a fellow christian.
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:40 PM   #10
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:43 PM   #11
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Okay. I'll stop the Benny Hinn jokes. But just because you said so.
Didn't ask you to.
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i think alot of people might argue that he's not making fun of a fellow christian.
I am sure that a lot would.
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I bet if you sent Benny enough money, he'd slap himself in the face.
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I bet if you sent Benny enough money, he'd slap himself in the face.
Good one!
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