SAS

**dogfood** · 06-29-2007, 09:45 AM

One day three men decided to join the SAS and are all called together to see the interviewer.
"Tell me," said the interviewer, "who do you love more, your country or your wives?"
All three men replied that they loved their country more.
The interviewer stared at them and said, "We want you to prove this. Your wives are sitting in separate rooms nearby. Here is a gun, go and kill your loved one!"
The first recruit gulps, stares at the gun for a moment then says, "I'm sorry, I can't do it!" then left the room.
The second recruit picked the gun up walked into the room, and after came out with his wife in his arms crying. "I'm sorry I can't do it either!" then left.
The third picked the gun, walked into the room and closed the door behind him. Suddenly there was a series of gunshots then a brief silence. Then something smashing, some screaming and then total silence.
Grinning and breathless, the recruit comes out of the room covered in blood.
The interviewer looked at him and said, "What the heck happened?"
"Well," said the recruit, "the gun you gave me was filled with blanks, so I had to beat her death with the chair!"