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Old 06-29-2007, 09:43 AM   #1
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One day, deep in the Amazon jungle, an explorer and his native bearers suddenly heard the sound of beating drums.
The explorer asked the bearers, "What is that drumming noise?"
"That is very, very bad." replied one of the bearers, "When the drumming stops it will be very, very bad!"
Awhile later the drumming sound gets louder so the explorer, feeling a little nervous now asked another bearer what the sound was.
"When the drumming sound stops, it will be very, very bad!"
A short while later, the explorer, now terrified asked another bearer what the drumming sound meant when suddenly the drums stopped making their noise.
"Oh, No," replied the native bearer, "It is very, very bad. Now the bass solo starts!"

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Old 06-29-2007, 11:16 AM   #2
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!!! That's hilarious.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:16 PM   #3
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Aw man, ouch!!
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:39 PM   #4
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:15 PM   #6
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Haha, I like this joke.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:40 AM   #7
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I had to read that again, so funny.
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:28 PM   #8
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Soo true
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:36 AM   #9
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