[dogfood]

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.

"Och, huv yer no got anythin' cheaper?" replies the Scotsman.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir" said the dentist.

"What about if yer din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70," said the dentist.

"Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still without anesthetic," asked the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible; but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it may be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case, we can bring the price down to say $40," said the dentist.

"Och that's still a wee bit much, how about if yer make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin," said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose. I'll charge you only $5 in that case," said the dentist.

"Ach, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. . . . . . "Can yer confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

[+SEAL+]

Ouch!

[Fandrew]

Two tots of whiskey 'ill soften the blow a bit, laddie.

[Moon Boots]

Haha, loved this one.

[Chris]

Boo on the stereotypes.