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Old 05-31-2007, 10:02 PM   #16
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Haha, that was hilarious, especially the Andersen Consultant one. My whole family got a laugh from that (mainly because my dad used to work there).

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Old 06-01-2007, 09:18 AM   #17
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It is copyrighted... I saw it in a magazine...
You are aware that some magazines publish jokes that they did not write, right?

Reader's Digest publishes jokes that have been circulated about before.

Can you provide the name of the magazine along with the volumn and issue?
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:03 AM   #18
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The real question is who has an attention span long enough to read all of that?
Certainly not me. I don't allow others to waste precious minutes of my young and lovely life.
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Old 06-01-2007, 05:34 PM   #19
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Certainly not me. I don't allow others to waste precious minutes of my young and lovely life.
you are a panda, go eat roots and leaves
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Old 06-01-2007, 05:38 PM   #20
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It is copyrighted... I saw it in a magazine...
I saw your mom in a magazine...
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Old 06-01-2007, 06:39 PM   #21
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:06 PM   #22
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you are a panda, go eat roots and leaves
That was rubbish, I did not hear it.
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:32 AM   #23
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Old 06-03-2007, 11:46 AM   #24
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Take away his beer, or give him an American beer.
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Old 06-03-2007, 02:36 PM   #25
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Old 06-03-2007, 04:44 PM   #26
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Take away his beer, or give him an American beer.
No. You do this

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Old 06-03-2007, 04:55 PM   #27
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