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Old 05-30-2007, 06:43 AM   #16
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I'd be less worried about the thoughts and more worried about the amounts of alcohol or illegal substances that need to be consumed to possess someone to name their boy that.

Either that, or they're just really, really stupid.
it is quite possible that she was on legal substances. I've heard some of the drugs they give you while you're in labour can really dope you up. ((like the story a friend of mine was telling me about his wife using the "laughing gas" and saying to him 'This is really good. You gotta try some!'))

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Old 05-30-2007, 01:38 PM   #17
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You know the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

The Catholic will say "Hi" if they see in you in the Beer & Wine Isle at the store.

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He still could do better than to say "I'm am Catholic"
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:41 PM   #18
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Rachelle, you need to hear a boy named sue by Johnny Cash. The only really even mildly objectionable part is a son of a -----. In every recording I have heard its edited out or left at son of a, and left to the imagination, but its truly hillarious.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:20 PM   #19
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:22 PM   #20
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A Casserol?

i dont get it

if its bad don't tell me
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:26 PM   #21
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A Casserol?

i dont get it

if its bad don't tell me
ooo its bad alright

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Old 05-30-2007, 03:29 PM   #22
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i dont get it

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Baptists are infamous for their potlucks...
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:35 PM   #23
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Baptists are infamous for their potlucks...
*gasp* don't tell dirty jokes!!
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:29 PM   #24
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Yes, where 2 or 3 baptists are gathered...there's a meal.

But it's scriptural. Jesus feed thousands of people, repeatedly. And what was the last thing he did with all the disciples??? THEY ATE. It's even one of the church ordinances.
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:26 PM   #25
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Rachelle, you need to hear a boy named sue by Johnny Cash. The only really even mildly objectionable part is a son of a -----. In every recording I have heard its edited out or left at son of a, and left to the imagination, but its truly hillarious.
I will do that. Question: why can we call female dogs b-i-t-c-hes, but calling someone a son-of-a-b**** is oh-so-wrong? (Hey, you used my real name! I like that! )
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Yes, where 2 or 3 baptists are gathered...there's a meal.

But it's scriptural. Jesus feed thousands of people, repeatedly. And what was the last thing he did with all the disciples??? THEY ATE. It's even one of the church ordinances.
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:40 PM   #26
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Only sissies have to make their presence known.

Real men (and women) command attention when they first enter the room.
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Question: why can we call female dogs b-i-t-c-hes, but calling someone a son-of-a-b**** is oh-so-wrong?
Because most people aren't conceived or birthed by dogs.
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I will do that. Question: why can we call female dogs b-i-t-c-hes, but calling someone a son-of-a-b**** is oh-so-wrong? (Hey, you used my real name! I like that! )
Its very ancient slang... dynamic equivalent is found in the Bible when Saul chucked a spear at Jonathan.
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Its very ancient slang... dynamic equivalent is found in the Bible when Saul chucked a spear at Jonathan.
Really? I did not know this...
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Rachelle, you need to hear a boy named sue by Johnny Cash. The only really even mildly objectionable part is a son of a -----. In every recording I have heard its edited out or left at son of a, and left to the imagination, but its truly hillarious.
I can recite it by heart...

There were some threads a while back about people named John and I was accused of being John and I said my name was Sue... in fact my exact words were

"My name is Sue, how do you do!"
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