[KFBobInsanesMom]

Danalyn, when is the baby due? June 29 is a great day to have a birthday.

[danalyn]

July 3 is the official date but everyone seems to think it'll be early...

[sunsurfer]

I hear it's always two weeks early or two weeks late. Or something like that. I played the ultimate prank on my mother the day I was born.

[Abbadon]

How to let the baby know you're not a jungle gym and that you don't like being beaten up.

1. Contact Chris Matthews, the host of Hardball.

2. Ask him to say "Will Danalyn's baby please quit beating her mother, she's not a jungle gym."

3. Turn on the TV, put in on MSNBC, and leave it on mute.

Chris Matthews will still be loud enough for the baby to get the message.

Originally Posted by hapa_angel

Note: "new and interesting" =/= good.

Ancient Roman kid: "Hey dad, I've heard about this new and interesting religion called Christianity!"

Ancient Roman dad: "Well son, we all know that new and interesting stuff isn't good."

Originally Posted by sunsurfer

I hear it's always two weeks early or two weeks late. Or something like that. I played the ultimate prank on my mother the day I was born.

I was a day late.

[Demon_Hunter]

Originally Posted by Abbadon

How to let the baby know you're not a jungle gym and that you don't like being beaten up.

1. Contact Chris Matthews, the host of Hardball.

2. Ask him to say "Will Danalyn's baby please quit beating her mother, she's not a jungle gym."

3. Turn on the TV, put in on MSNBC, and leave it on mute.

Chris Matthews will still be loud enough for the baby to get the message.



Ancient Roman kid: "Hey dad, I've heard about this new and interesting religion called Christianity!"

Ancient Roman dad: "Well son, we all know that new and interesting stuff isn't good."



I was a day late.

Ha, I was so late that they had to induce labor.


Its funny, because Ive always been early ever since.



Dana, I am well known within my circle of friends as "The Enforcer". I could have a talk with little Dana/Chris, and they WILL behave from thereon after.

[danalyn]

Originally Posted by sunsurfer

I hear it's always two weeks early or two weeks late. Or something like that. I played the ultimate prank on my mother the day I was born.

it could be two weeks early or late.

of course there was a lady at church today who was saying her baby was 3 weeks late...

[mtlmouth]

The smartest kids take longer.

*was born 10 days late*

[Art]

Your baby will be right on time. It will be born exactly when it is supposed to be.

[danalyn]

Originally Posted by Art

Your baby will be right on time. It will be born exactly when it is supposed to be.

most people think before the end of June. I just hope it stays in a couple more weeks till things are done developing...

Up till the last couple days I was fairly certain it'd be after the due date.

[RB+Gravity]

Originally Posted by monkeysmile

It could it be a ninja baby perfecting the art of jui-jitsu inside.

Or a vampire linebacker!

[hapa_angel]

Originally Posted by danalyn

most people think before the end of June. I just hope it stays in a couple more weeks till things are done developing...

Up till the last couple days I was fairly certain it'd be after the due date.

Welll... see, due dates are just estimates. The doctors aren't God and don't know just when your kid is going to be born. One woman I knew had her child a couple of weeks early and he was quite certainly large and developed enough to have popped out when he did.

Thus Art was correct when he said:

Originally Posted by Art

Your baby will be right on time. It will be born exactly when it is supposed to be.

So yes. That being said, speculate away.

Originally Posted by Abbadon

Ancient Roman kid: "Hey dad, I've heard about this new and interesting religion called Christianity!"

Ancient Roman dad: "Well son, we all know that new and interesting stuff isn't good."

Well just because I wanted to make sure the term I used was not equated with "good" doesn't mean the two terms can't both be descriptive of something. I just wanted to make clear that I wasn't suggesting it would be prudent to call the police and report domestic abuse by a child en utero.

I was a day late.

Better count your dollars, then. [/dork]