[MrCrabby]

Here's how it works:
Someone writes something that they wish for, and the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it. For example:

"I wish for a prom date."

Next poster:

"You get a prom date...but it's your cousin."

And so on.


I wish for more hours at work.

[monkeysmile]

You get more hours at work but only 1/1,000,000 the pay.

I wish for a banana split and pogo-stick.

[Insane Drummer]

YOU GET 25 HOURS A DAY AT WORK!

[MrCrabby]

Sorry, I forgot to mention that the person who corrupts the previous wish also makes another wish.

[Big_al]

I wish I wasn't apathetic

[MrCrabby]

Wish granted....but you just joined Greenpeace.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[monkeysmile]

Originally Posted by MrCrabby

Wish granted....but you just joined Greenpeace.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Wish granted...but they just trampled you.

I wish I had a wizard named Wally on a yo-yo.

[Gecko of Doom]

Edit - I lose.

[Big_al]

I would love to join greenpeace and make a difference in the environment.

Your million dollars just gets you a gold digging mrs.crabby who devises a clever plot to have you killed and run away with the pool boy.

[Gecko of Doom]

Originally Posted by Big_al

I would love to join greenpeace and make a difference in the environment.

Your million dollars just gets you a gold digging mrs.crabby who devises a clever plot to have you killed and run away with the pool boy.

You really lose.

[Gecko of Doom]

Originally Posted by monkeysmile

I wish I had a wizard named Wally on a yo-yo.

You receive a wizard named Wally on a yo-yo. However, you suck at yo-yo tricks and end up hitting yourself in the face repeatedly.

I wish I had practiced for the wedding reception I'm supposed to be playing at tomorrow.

[MrCrabby]

You practice the wrong song for 4981230 hours.


I wish I could gain some weight.

[Big_al]

Originally Posted by Gecko of Doom

You receive a wizard named Wally on a yo-yo. However, you suck at yo-yo tricks and end up hitting yourself in the face repeatedly.

I wish I had practiced for the wedding reception I'm supposed to be playing at tomorrow.

You practiced and pulled off the best performance of your life thus far. The brides record label ceo cusin signs you but the fame and wealth is just to much and you have a breakdown 6 months later and end up in an institution for the rest of your life.

I wish sleep was easier for me.

[MrCrabby]

You develop narcolepsy.

Use my last one.

[monkeysmile]

Originally Posted by MrCrabby

You practice the wrong song for 4981230 hours.


I wish I could gain some weight.

You gain too much weight and end up being used as a wrecking ball.

I wish I could live underwater.