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Old 05-20-2007, 09:33 PM   #61
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I wish I was more like Jesus.
Wish granted. your brothers are Juan, Miguel and Jose.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

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Old 05-20-2007, 09:44 PM   #62
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You become a little bit taller. Then you get paralyzed from the waist down in an accident.

I wish the game had recorded today.
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:49 PM   #63
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The game did record today; then someone taped over it.

I wish I had a thousand dollars.
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:52 PM   #64
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The game did record today; then someone taped over it.

I wish I had a thousand dollars.
Nope. I have DVR.

You find a thousand dollars in you closet. Upon closer inspection, you realize that they are monopoly dollars and become very depressed.

I wish I had some tacos.
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:56 PM   #65
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Granted. You realize they are plastic only after eating four of them.

I wish I had new shoes.
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Old 05-20-2007, 10:07 PM   #66
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Granted. There was a scorpion in the left shoe.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
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Old 05-20-2007, 10:08 PM   #67
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I like this thread.

You get new shoes, but then your feet get cut off by a unfortunate chainsaw insident, hehe.

I wish I had a new skateboard.
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Old 05-20-2007, 10:36 PM   #68
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I like this thread.

You get new shoes, but then your feet get cut off by a unfortunate chainsaw insident, hehe.

I wish I had a new skateboard.
Wish granted...you try to ride a rail and end up breaking your neck.

I wish I had a Schecter S-1 Elite.
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Granted. But it is permanently glued to a lawn gnome.

I wish I was BSPE.
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:47 PM   #70
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Granted. But it is permanently glued to a lawn gnome.

I wish I was BSPE.
Ill knock you in the head so you can be like me.

I wish I was done with my summary.
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:47 AM   #71
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Wish granted. your brothers are Juan, Miguel and Jose.

I wish I was a little bit taller.



Best...post...ever.

Brilliant.
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:07 AM   #72
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Ill knock you in the head so you can be like me.

I wish I was done with my summary.
You did. Now it's only a matter of time before you get kicked out of school for plagiarism.

I wish I had a new laptop.

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Old 05-21-2007, 08:09 AM   #73
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Wish granted. your brothers are Juan, Miguel and Jose.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
If I knew your adress, I'd send you money for that.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:56 AM   #74
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You did. Now it's only a matter of time before you get kicked out of school for plagiarism.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Chris
Wish granted, but your friend decides to borrow it and you never see it again.

I wish school was out.
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Old 05-21-2007, 10:32 AM   #75
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Wish granted... but they want you to come back tomorrow.

I wish I had a rubber ducky.
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