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Old 05-19-2007, 12:15 AM   #31
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You stay home tomorow. But your home turns out to be the card board box you stole from someone.

I wish my leg would stop twitching...yet I wish I would always wear my legs.
Your leg stops twitching because you just breathed your last breath...and now you are dead.

My wish is above.

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Old 05-19-2007, 12:33 AM   #32
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Granted. You now wear dentures.

I wish for a pony.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:35 AM   #33
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You've got it... But, unfortunately, it's rabid.


I wish for a star of my own.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:37 AM   #34
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You get the star, and then have to try yo live on it.....which results with you melting.

I wish for decapitation.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:50 AM   #35
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Granted, though you did it to yourself after your nemesis destroyed everything you loved and made you suffer.

I wish for no more responses to this thread.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:51 AM   #36
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Wow... this thread is getting even darker than I expected.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:58 AM   #37
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Granted, but the thread you speak of has been used to strangle a small mammal.

I wish that Daniel would stop posting in CPF.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:58 AM   #38
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Granted, but... wait...
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:10 AM   #39
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I wish for peace on earth.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:42 AM   #40
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I wish for peace on earth.
you get peace on earth, because the planet was made uninhabitable and we all now live on Mars

I wish I could have a million silly wishes.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:12 PM   #41
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you get peace on earth, because the planet was made uninhabitable and we all now live on Mars

I wish I could have a million silly wishes.
Wish granted...but none of the silly wishes come true.

I wish to see a shooting star.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:13 PM   #42
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I wish to see a shooting star.
Wish granted...you see a shooting star...fall on your house

I wish the dog in my house wasn't so smelly.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:16 PM   #43
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I wish the dog in my house wasn't so smelly.
The dog in your house stops smelling. It instead begins barking incessantly.

I wish the sauce on my leftover Chinese food would get all globby when I microwave it.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:17 PM   #44
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I wish the sauce on my leftover Chinese food would get all globby when I microwave it.
Wish granted...it turns into a napalm-like substance...stay away from open flames

I wish I didn't feel the need to listen to Derek Webb.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:20 PM   #45
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I wish I didn't feel the need to listen to Derek Webb.
You stop feeling the need to listen to Derek Webb. Everybody else stops feeling the need to listen to Your Favorite Band.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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