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Old 05-18-2007, 11:19 PM   #16
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I wish I could gain some weight.
You gain weight steadily over the next couple of days. A small alien then bursts out of your stomach, killing you painfully and messily.

I wish Bright Eyes was coming to Kansas City on their next tour.

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Old 05-18-2007, 11:30 PM   #17
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You gain weight steadily over the next couple of days. A small alien then bursts out of your stomach, killing you painfully and messily.

I wish Bright Eyes was coming to Kansas City on their next tour.
You see bright eyes in Kansas City and they announce that this is the last show they will ever play together; then you go home and cry.

I wish NIV would come here.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:31 PM   #18
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You gain weight steadily over the next couple of days. A small alien then bursts out of your stomach, killing you painfully and messily.

I wish Bright Eyes was coming to Kansas City on their next tour.

Bright Eyes comes to Kansas City, but in a sick accident the stage collapses and explodes during their performance. There are no survivors.

I wish I was in North Carolina.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:32 PM   #19
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:37 PM   #20
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Bright Eyes comes to Kansas City, but in a sick accident the stage collapses and explodes during their performance. There are no survivors.

I wish I was in North Carolina.
Granted... enjoy your stay in the Raliegh Federal Prison...

I wish the person who posts next would grow a beard that goes all the way to their knees...
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:38 PM   #21
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I grow a beard that goes all the way down to my knees. You develop perpetual peachfuzz that cannot be shaven off.

I wish my fingernails would grow out faster.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:40 PM   #22
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I grow a beard that goes all the way down to my knees. You never get past peachfuzz.

I wish my fingernails would grow out faster.
Alright... well... it happened... but you just impaled yourself on them...

I wish this thread would be closed.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:41 PM   #23
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Alright... well... it happened... but you just impaled yourself on them...

I wish this thread would be closed.
The thread gets clopsed but is instantly re-opened in a cruel Mod-prank.

I wish the Suns had won.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:42 PM   #24
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The thread gets clopsed but is instantly re-opened in a cruel Mod-prank.

I wish the Suns had won.
The Suns won. We all laugh at you for caring.

I wish I had Nilla wafers.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:45 PM   #25
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The Suns won. We all laugh at you for caring.

I wish I had Nilla wafers.
You have Nilla wafers. You then choke on the milk you were drinking with them and it comes out your nose. We all laugh at you.

I'm content, dangit.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:47 PM   #26
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You have Nilla wafers. You then choke on the milk you were drinking with them and it comes out your nose. We all laugh at you.

I'm content, dangit.
You are content. Then someone shoots you in the kneecaps.

I wish Half Price Books hadn't sold that Starflyer 59 CD they had a while back.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:59 PM   #27
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Wish granted. They hadn't, the owners actually hate you personally.

I wish I'll get more sleep tonight.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:02 AM   #28
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You get some more sleep. In fact, you never wake up.

I wish I could just....stay at home tomorrow.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:14 AM   #29
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You stay home tomorow. But your home turns out to be the card board box you stole from someone.

I wish my leg would stop twitching...yet I wish I would always wear my legs.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:14 AM   #30
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You get some more sleep. In fact, you never wake up.

I wish I could just....stay at home tomorrow.
You stay at home tomorrow and the house burns to the ground with you inside.

I wish I played goalie for the Minnesota Wild.
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