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Old 05-24-2007, 03:22 PM   #211
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granted when it rains, it rains dried sulfuric acid.

I wish I had my laptop.
Granted. Your laptop is a pillow with and Etch-a-Sketch glued to it.


I wish BTC would not post something totally irrelevant and stupid and absolutely never ever add a wish to the end of his posts in any other thread in the universe.

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Old 05-24-2007, 03:23 PM   #212
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I wish I understood what Chris just said...
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:27 PM   #213
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I wish I understood what Chris just said...
Eureka! You didn't understand it but you sure did it!
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:28 PM   #214
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you understand what he is saying, as long as he is making fun of you and all of your cockroach friends.

I wish I was at work
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:29 PM   #215
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Granted, but the genius of his reverse psychology causes your head to asplode.

I wish I ate more fiber.
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:44 PM   #216
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Granted, now the only fiber you can eat is tree bark.

I wish I weighed 15 trillion tons and had rocks orbiting around me.
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:44 PM   #217
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Granted, now the only fiber you can eat is tree bark.

I wish I weighed 15 trillion tons and had rocks orbiting around me.
Granted. That wish was corrupted when it was wished.
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:47 PM   #218
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:33 PM   #219
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Wish granted, but they are poisonous.

I wish that it hadn't rained today.
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:34 PM   #220
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Granted, it didn't rain, it hailed and snowed and a tornado went through

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Old 05-24-2007, 10:10 PM   #221
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Granted, it didn't rain, it hailed and snowed and a tornado went through

I wish I wasn't so tired.
*stomps on foot*

Now you're not tired... you're in pain!!

Wow, this thread is such a funny idea

I wish I could find a floyd rose that worked right.
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:15 AM   #222
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You thought you found one, but it turns out it's actually a 72-year-old man named Floyd Rose who only eats vanilla custard and Rolaids.

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:10 AM   #223
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You don't have to work this weekend. In fact, your boss just called...you won't be working any time soon.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:15 AM   #224
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You thought you found one, but it turns out it's actually a 72-year-old man named Floyd Rose who only eats vanilla custard and Rolaids.

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
Granted. Your workplace just installed robots that do all the work you used to do. Hit the road, jack!

I wish I could sleep all day.

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Old 05-25-2007, 07:37 AM   #225
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Granted. Your workplace just installed robots that do all the work you used to do. Hit the road, jack!

I wish I could sleep all day.

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I wish taxes would disappear.
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