05-24-2007, 12:22 AM
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#196 | | Banned
Joined: Apr 2005 Location: The Old North State Posts: 2,630
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Originally Posted by comitatus1 Granted. You are in the Loch Ness and see a large object rising up out of the water in front of you.
I wish I was a skeptic. | You are so don't bother wishing for anything ever again.
I wish I could stop..... |
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05-24-2007, 06:53 AM
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#197 | | Cowboy Wayne
Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 545
| granted. you can never post again.
I wish life wouldn't be so life like.
__________________ There once was a man who cried himself to sleep. He still lives here. |
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05-24-2007, 09:44 AM
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#198 | | Father, save him
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,937
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Originally Posted by all4christ1104 granted. you can never post again.
I wish life wouldn't be so life like. | Wish granted. You are now dead.
I wish I could go to the mall with my friend. |
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05-24-2007, 09:48 AM
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#199 | | Not never but now.
Joined: Jan 2006 Location: kater... lol Posts: 2,569
| Granted. To bad your friend is a fat, smelly, hobo named Clark who has a habit of shoplifting.
I wish for butter. |
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05-24-2007, 11:58 AM
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#200 | | A simple guy
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 2,554
| Granted...Butter is your pet rattlesnake.
I wish I were an astronaut. |
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05-24-2007, 12:01 PM
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#201 | | Firefox enlightened
Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Nothing happens here... Posts: 1,936
| You were an astronaut...before the *asplosion...
I wish I had an Xbox 360 Elite. |
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05-24-2007, 12:51 PM
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#202 | | Band
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,624
| Granted. You bought it off ebay for $4,000 and it is made of cardboard with the words "xbOx three-siksty!" on the side.
I wish someone would send me a singing telegram. |
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05-24-2007, 12:56 PM
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#203 | | Firefox enlightened
Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Nothing happens here... Posts: 1,936
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Originally Posted by MrCrabby Granted. You bought it off ebay for $4,000 and it is made of cardboard with the words "xbOx three-siksty!" on the side. |  Dang, man, what do you take me for? Quote: |
Originally Posted by MrCrabby I wish someone would send me a singing telegram. | You recieve a singing telegram. Unfortunately, the singer happens to be Sanjaya Malakar. |
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05-24-2007, 02:18 PM
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#204 | | Father, save him
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,937
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Originally Posted by Shift Granted. To bad your friend is a fat, smelly, hobo named Clark who has a habit of shoplifting.
I wish for butter. | Dang, how did you know? |
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05-24-2007, 02:28 PM
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#205 | | Band
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,624
| I wish my finger would stop bleeding. |
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05-24-2007, 03:06 PM
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#206 | | suprcalfrglstcxpildocious
Joined: Mar 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,615
| Granted... your toe is now bleeding.
I wish I had pizza. |
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05-24-2007, 03:08 PM
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#207 | | Be happy
Joined: Apr 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,912
| Granted. The toppings are various kinds of bugs, some dead, some alive.
__________________ Some things are meant together, some things are better apart
Some things are easy, when other times they are hard
But that doesn’t mean what’s hard isn’t what’s meant to be
- Al Lewis |
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05-24-2007, 03:10 PM
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#208 | | Band
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,624
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Originally Posted by bobthecockroach Granted. The toppings are various kinds of bugs, some dead, some alive. | For the love of dog, wish for something!
I wish the rain wasn't so wet. |
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05-24-2007, 03:12 PM
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#209 | | Cowboy Wayne
Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 545
| granted when it rains, it rains dried sulfuric acid.
I wish I had my laptop.
__________________ There once was a man who cried himself to sleep. He still lives here. |
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05-24-2007, 03:12 PM
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#210 | | Banned
Joined: Apr 2005 Location: The Old North State Posts: 2,630
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Originally Posted by bobthecockroach Granted. The toppings are various kinds of bugs, some dead, some alive. | I give up.... |
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