The Most Improbable Thread Ever or "Mattslope, I'm Calling You Out."

mattslope · 05-23-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Small

I'm in it more for the spectacle, actually, so we can adjust the penalty, but I think it needs to have a penalty besides bragging rights to the winner--
nothing holds people's attention like a high-stakes game of any kind.

So, we're on?

I actually have quite a bit riding on it, Jeremy; my undefeated personal-combat in CPF status, my typically aloof posture, and my position in the lofty realm of the snobbish elitists are all hanging in the balance.

Matt's predicament is more to the tune of either failing to put down an elitist snob, or putting down an elitist snob. Public sympathy is with him, either way, correct?

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Originally Posted by luvinjesus

Your post made no sense.

Matt was saying he would rather just stop posting for a week, than to actually participate in the RPD. So I"m guessing he doesn't want to do it.

Wow, Gwen said most of it this time. My biggest problem is that I grow tired of CGR quickly of late, and have found that it's hard to commit to cranking out more than 'X' amount of funny at a time.

Sure, let's RPD. Just for the record though, the funny will be spread thin. By day three most people will be bored with it.

**Fandrew** · 05-23-2007, 10:46 PM

Have you ever thought about just naming a successor and retiring as CPF Emeritus in the Funny Department?

mattslope · 05-23-2007, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JayCarrfan

Have you ever thought about just naming a successor and retiring as CPF Emeritus in the Funny Department?

Yeah, but I've never really been that funny. I'd rather just keep making randomly funny junk with bursts of pure crap.

Small · 05-24-2007, 04:54 AM

Sorry about that, I misunderstood Matt's post.

It was simply an idea, and if you'd rather not, I have no problem with letting the idea die.

mattslope · 05-24-2007, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Small

Sorry about that, I misunderstood Matt's post.

It was simply an idea, and if you'd rather not, I have no problem with letting the idea die.

Then I will claim victory!

Small · 05-25-2007, 06:09 AM

Is your whole strategy to trick me into forfeiting?

mattslope · 05-25-2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Small

Is your whole strategy to trick me into forfeiting?

It was, until I won. Now my strategy is to make you feel anxious and uncertain. Helicopter pilot!

mattslope · 05-30-2007, 08:13 AM

Small conceded. I'll take payment in the form of a song instead of silence. Get crackin', young one.