[Tim1]

alright, i wasn't able to find a thread specifically for blonde jokes i thought it worth while to start one. i realize blondes are no different than the rest of us... so i hope im not stepping on any toes... no offense intended.
oh yeah, rules:
1. If you are going to post, don't repeat a joke
2. If you are posting a joke, number it.
3. Keep coments to a minimum unless accompanyed by a joke
Thanks and God bless.

JOKE#1 Blonde woman comes to store. She wants to buy a TV. She vocalizes this desire to the manager. He tells her he doesn't sell to blondes. She is offended and stalks off in a huff. She thinks of a plan: Dye her hair and re-enter the store. She attepts this desperate plan but the manager again turns her away with the comment "I don't sell to blondes." She is perturbed by this and believes he just recognized her so she does the works, plastic surgery, cosmetics, hair styling etc. She returns five weeks later and asks for the TV. The manager turns to her again and says "I don't sell to blondes!" She is angered and asks him, "Why do you think i am blonde?" he responds, "That is not a TV, it is a micro-wave!"

[Adam K]

Heard it.

[RB+Gravity]

2. A blonde and a brunette are walking in a park. The brunette says "Aww, look, a dead birdie," and the blonde looks up at the sky and says "Where?"

[I Jam For God]

Joke #3
A blonde and a brunette jump out of a flying airplane. Which one hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions!