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Old 04-19-2007, 08:14 AM   #1
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You probably all know these, but

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
Rustle

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs glued to wall?
Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs getting yelled at by rockstars?
Mike

What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg standing against a wall?
Eliene

I know more but I can't remember em now, feel free to add more.

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Old 04-19-2007, 11:45 AM   #2
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what do you call a cow with no legs.

ground beef

what do you call a cow with two legs.

lean beef
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:29 PM   #3
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on your front doorstep?

Matt


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

Bill


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a baseball team?

First base
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Old 04-22-2007, 05:01 PM   #4
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What do you call A guy with no arms and no legs water skiing?
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:23 PM   #5
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hmmm this is a pretty armless thread
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:59 PM   #6
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I watched a movie about a real person who was born without arms and legs. He could swim and type over 40 WPM.

This thread isn't funny to me.
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Old 04-29-2007, 12:36 AM   #7
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I watched a movie about a real person who was born without arms and legs. He could swim and type over 40 WPM.

This thread isn't funny to me.
How does one swim 40 WPM?
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Old 04-29-2007, 12:53 AM   #8
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Black Magick.
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:05 AM   #9
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs getting yelled at by rockstars?
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Old 04-29-2007, 09:51 AM   #10
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What does a lion call an Antelope with no legs?

Lunch
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:03 PM   #11
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what do you call a cow with two legs leaning on a fence.

jerky.
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Old 05-14-2007, 10:24 PM   #12
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:56 PM   #13
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.
where would you find a dog with no legs?

right where you left it! ouch...
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:29 PM   #14
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Anything you want, it can't get to you.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:13 PM   #15
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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?
Curt n' Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor?
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