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Old 04-12-2007, 09:01 AM   #1
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The Sign...

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign...and somebody was standing in front of the "S"!

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Old 04-13-2007, 05:15 PM   #2
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Old 06-01-2007, 06:06 PM   #3
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