[Gwenny]

A man died and went to Heaven.

After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking
with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during
my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven
but I'm really really curious. What does Hell look like?"

So Saint Peter thought about it a moment and finally said,
"I'll tell you what, I'll let you see what Hell looks like
before you are officially entered into Heaven. Come with me."

And so Saint Peter lead the man to an elevator and said, "Take
this elevator to the very bottom floor. When the door opens
you will see what Hell looks like, but whatever you do, do not
get out of the elevator."

"Thank you", replied the man who climbed into the elevator and
hit the button for the lowest floor.

After nearly an hour waiting in the elevator the doors opened
and the man peered out.

Before him was a lifeless frozen wasteland. All the man could
see were huge mountains of ice through blankets of snow.

Remembering what Saint Peter said, the man quickly pushed the
button for the top floor, the doors closed and he traveled back
up to Heaven.

After returning to Heaven the man approached Saint Peter and
said, "I'm ready to enter into Heaven now but before I do I have
just one more question."

"Go ahead", replied Saint Peter.

So the man asked, "I thought Hell would be fire and brimstone
but instead all I saw was snow and ice. Is that what it's
really like?"

Saint Peter thought about this for a second and finally answered,
"Snow and ice, huh? I guess the Indianappolis Colts finally won
the Super Bowl."

[benj]

Originally Posted by luvinjesus

A man died and went to Heaven.

After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking
with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during
my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven
but I'm really really curious. What does Hell look like?"

So Saint Peter thought about it a moment and finally said,
"I'll tell you what, I'll let you see what Hell looks like
before you are officially entered into Heaven. Come with me."

And so Saint Peter lead the man to an elevator and said, "Take
this elevator to the very bottom floor. When the door opens
you will see what Hell looks like, but whatever you do, do not
get out of the elevator."

"Thank you", replied the man who climbed into the elevator and
hit the button for the lowest floor.

After nearly an hour waiting in the elevator the doors opened
and the man peered out.

Before him was a lifeless frozen wasteland. All the man could
see were huge mountains of ice through blankets of snow.

Remembering what Saint Peter said, the man quickly pushed the
button for the top floor, the doors closed and he traveled back
up to Heaven.

After returning to Heaven the man approached Saint Peter and
said, "I'm ready to enter into Heaven now but before I do I have
just one more question."

"Go ahead", replied Saint Peter.

So the man asked, "I thought Hell would be fire and brimstone
but instead all I saw was snow and ice. Is that what it's
really like?"

Saint Peter thought about this for a second and finally answered,
"Snow and ice, huh? I guess the Indianappolis Colts finally won
the Super Bowl."

I knew it!!!! Way to go, Colts, you made Hell an awesome place for snowboarders!