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Old 04-09-2007, 09:14 AM   #1
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A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school.

Soon she saw her small child walking along. The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"

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Old 04-10-2007, 12:44 PM   #2
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God wasn't really taking pictures of her, though. I hope the mother explained that.

Also, I think there is a pretty glaring mistake in this post concerning the nature of thunder and lightning. The lightning should come first, then the thunder. You have the lightning following the thunder. This really made it hard for me to enjoy this humor-joke.
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God wasn't really taking pictures of her, though. I hope the mother explained that.

Also, I think there is a pretty glaring mistake in this post concerning the nature of thunder and lightning. The lightning should come first, then the thunder. You have the lightning following the thunder. This really made it hard for me to enjoy this humor-joke.
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:05 PM   #4
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When will you stop crushing my spirits?
I'm not crushing them, I'm sculpting them.
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I'm not crushing them, I'm sculpting them.
I don't need YOU doing anything to or for me.
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:07 PM   #6
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I have been known to confuse lightning and camera flashes.

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I don't need YOU doing anything to or for me.
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Great story, cockasaurus roach.
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