[jael>rock<]

i'm not sure if anyone's told this one yet:

a guy strolls into a pet shop and notices a parrot look at him sideways and watching him. he walks up to the parrot and the parrot says "rrraccck . . . you're the ugliest man i've ever seen". the man is somewhat taken aback and he says, "what?". "you're the ugliest man i've ever seen, rrracck" says the parrot.
the guy storms over to the store manager and tells him that his parrot just said that he was the ugles man hed ever seen. the store manager gets upset and stomps over to the parrot. he seizes the parrot from the cage and takes him to a back room.
pretty soon you can hear the manager yelling and the parrot squawking and feathers are flying out of the room. eventually they both emerge and the manager puts the parrot back in his cage. the parrot looks sulky, and the store manager says, "if you ever say that to my costomer again, i'll kill you!" and walks back to the counter.
the guy wanders around and enjoys strolling in front of the bird, who glares at him but doesn't say a word. eventually the guy gets bored with tormenting the parrot and heads towards the door.
just as he opens the door the parrot goes "hey you!" he turns and says, "yeah?" the parrot just smiles and says "you know".

[Nate]

HE'S PUSHING UP THE DAISIES!

[jrb4him]

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thats a good one...but can parrots smile?..cuz thatd be pretty amazin if they could

Jason

[benj]

I doubt this ever happened.