[Nate]

Remember how you felt when your dream girl shot you down? Well now you never have to feel that way again! ALPHA-Pheromones have been proven to work, and are guaranteed to increase your attractiveness to women of all ages. Just look at some of the testimonials we have received back from 100% satisfied repeat customers! :

""So here is my testimonial, I ordered a bottle of ALPHA-Pheromones and it showed up a couple days later in the mail. Some friends were over when the mail arrived and right away they were asking me what this stuff was, so I told them. Right away they are on my case about buying some "love potion" and saying I was scammed. Of course, since I paid out the money I right away started to defend my purchase. My friends and I decided to go for lunch, so I put a couple sprays on to test it out. Well, we are at this restaurant and the waitress was being nice, which is expected since that is kinda her job. We are all finished up with the lunch and the waitress, straight out, asks me if I would like to go out with her and her friends to a show they are going to tonight!!! I was floored, I of course said yes.......and we have been dating ever since . All I can say is ALPHA-Pheromones really works!!"
Robert, Fort Polk, LA

"Incredibly satisfied with your product. Works just as advertised. I work at a kiosk at the mall here, so I'm in contact with alot of women daily, and have had far better responses in getting eye contact, flirting, and getting numbers ( even w/o asking!) since using ALPHA-Pheromones. Incredible stuff. Works just as well when I go out at night to the clubs. Sorry I can't give you any referrals, but ALPHA-Pheromones is MY secret weapon!"
Bill, New York, NY

[danderzies86]

So it's a spray that smells like chocolate?

[EleventhHour]

Originally Posted by danderzies86

So it's a spray that smells like chocolate?

LOLOLOL!

[SecretAgentRat]

Maybe I need a bottle...

[tht00]

Hmm... I think I'll wait for them there BETA-Pheromones. Items labeled 'alpha' tend to be unpredictable and are generally little more than proof-of-concept.

[irtrogdor]

maybe it only worked cause on the directions it says "put on right after showering" so these guys showered for the first time in a month and actually smelled decent.
j/k

[Gustin]

I think I should report this as spam

[j2_da_k]

Purely psychosematic.

[Grasshopper359]

Is this kind of like Hooked on Phonics?

"Hukt on fonix wurkt 4 mee!"



Or, those who remember the '80s will remember,

"Remember, I'm not only the Hair Club President, I'm also a client."

[j2_da_k]

Originally Posted by Grasshopper359

Is this kind of like Hooked on Phonics?

"Hukt on fonix wurkt 4 mee!"



Or, those who remember the '80s will remember,

"Remember, I'm not only the Hair Club President, I'm also a client."

Your sig is the single greatest sig on CGR. Ever.

[Insane Drummer]

I beg to differ...

[Lightknight]

?!! My dream girl never shot me down. No, I don't remember.

[jump5fan]

i've never had a dream girl.