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Old 03-15-2007, 02:19 PM   #1
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This is an old one and I don't know if it's been told yet....


A guy can't seem to keep a date, but all his friends seem to be keeping their's. So one day two of his friends say he can come along on their double date, and catch a few pointers. So he decides to go, and brings a new date. Well they sit down to eat and the first guy says to his girl "Pass the sugar, Sug' **" and she giggles. Then the next guy says "Pass the honey, Hon' **", and she giggles. So apparently the guy catches on, and then says "Pass the pork, Pig **"

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Old 03-15-2007, 02:40 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2007, 03:33 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:31 PM   #4
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hahah, thats bad, but I like it.

I have to remember that.
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:51 PM   #5
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The other line that I've heard on this one is "Pass the tea, Bag!"
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Old 04-06-2007, 04:06 PM   #6
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That ones funny too.
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:36 PM   #7
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Das hilarious!!
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