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Originally Posted by SecretAgentRat

I don't know. It just know that I'd heard that name before connected to hockey. That's all I know.

He plays for the Bluejackets of Columbus.

[Small]

Originally Posted by H.M. Murdock

That's because your imagination is like a blackboard- dusty and outdated.

And your head is like the schoolroom wall it hangs on--made of cinder block with a disgusting paint job.

While I'm at it, I'm going to kick sand in your face. Ready?

While you're at it, I'm not going to play down to your level. *aloof*

Jason Chimera really is something of a chimera, if one takes these three definitions from Dictionary.com:

2. any similarly grotesque monster having disparate parts, esp. as depicted in decorative art.
3. a horrible or unreal creature of the imagination; a vain or idle fancy: He is far different from the chimera your fears have made of him.
4. Genetics. an organism composed of two or more genetically distinct tissues, as an organism that is partly male and partly female, or an artificially produced individual having tissues of several species.

Given, of course, the fact that he plays for the CBJ, definition three is also a given. Moving from that base, someone who is both a hockey player and a Blue Jacket obviously has disparate parts, and the Blue Jackets themselves are a bizarre hybrid of Historical Figure/Mythical Insect.