[conceived in fire]

Parody of Project 86's "Stein's Theme". I think this should go here (instead of songwriting) but I guess that's for a mod to decide.



Preparing batter with this pastry whisk
While drinking my tea that's oh so brisk
Turkey I have found, worth it pound for pound
All now gather round

{Chorus}
We are eating all your food
We love veggies and fruit
I drank some juice, and now I have to pee

For the pumpkin pie they now shout
To their infinite appetite they're bound
Every single year it's more of the same
More relatives to cause us pain

{Bridge}
They're chewing, not stopping, all of the turkey
Hearing them chew - it makes me wanna die
They what they please on a whim
We really want to say - "Go"
I'm crying, non stopping blubbering tears
But before long they'll all go to sleep in their beds
This is a dangerous game we play and have played
While Uncle Rob slumbers I'll steal his toupee

{Breakdown}
For this food, we're never going to pay
And since we're getting fatter, we cannot go away
Now our butts are dragging, and I guess that someday
We'll be too big to leave here, then you'll have to move away

{Verse 3}
I just stole Grandma's weird red custom shoe
"Oh my goodness, son, that really stinks. PU"
Someday this chaos I might comprehend
But until then I'll let them out...
"After you"