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Old 03-02-2007, 12:29 AM   #1
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Hillary, God, and Clocks.
(I've thought about posting this one for a while, but hesistated as to the "slam" effect, but I have decided to let the moderators judge to that. As this isn't for slamming purposes, but for humor)

Hillary Rodham dies and meets God in his office. She notices all the clocks he has in his room. She asks what the clocks were for. God replied, informing her that everytime the person designated to the clock lies, it moves one minute.

He used George Washington's and Abraham Lincoln's as examples. George's had moved only 5 minutes, so he only lied 5 times in his life, Abe's was 13 (a little more than people thought, eh?).

So looked around the room for a minute and the asked God where Bill's was. He pointed above him and told her that he used it for a a ceiling fan.

Editnote, I spelled Hillary wrong in the Subject, could a mod fix that. Thanks.

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Old 03-03-2007, 12:19 PM   #2
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I think that joke was funny the first time I heard it. About seven years ago. Its not so funny anymore.
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Old 03-03-2007, 04:35 PM   #3
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I've heard this joke before, without Hillary in it. Heh
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:01 PM   #4
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I think that joke was funny the first time I heard it. About seven years ago. Its not so funny anymore.
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:26 PM   #5
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I've heard this joke before, without Hillary in it. Heh
This one has been told various times, each time changing the person whose clock is the fan.
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This one has been told various times, each time changing the person whose clock is the fan.
I've never heard it...but I could definately see that as being the case. We could easily put George W. Bush, John Kerry, and just about any prominent public figure as the fan.
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