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Old 03-01-2007, 11:47 PM   #1
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The Baptist Dog

This Baptist couple felt it important to own an equally Baptist pet, so they went shopping. At the kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.
When they asked the dog to fetch the BIBLE, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new Baptist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed him off a little. The friends were impressed,and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they had never thought about him doing "normal" tricks.
"Well", they said, "Let's try it out." Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
They had been deceived!
He was Pentecostal!!

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Old 03-01-2007, 11:59 PM   #2
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nice, very nice
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Old 03-10-2007, 03:38 PM   #3
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Ahhh, that's great. Too bad it didn't have something to do with the dog being a Lutheran and drinking.
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