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Old 03-01-2007, 07:39 AM   #46
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And according to Wikipedia, he castrated himself. I stopped reading after that point, but just based on that fact alone, I fear that my goals in life differ too greatly from his.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This made me laugh so hard that I had to record myself.

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Old 03-01-2007, 09:38 AM   #47
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And according to Wikipedia, he castrated himself. I stopped reading after that point, but just based on that fact alone, I fear that my goals in life differ too greatly from his.
Google around and see if you can find Eusebius' description. It's hilarious.
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:41 AM   #48
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John Roberson, +Donny, Vershal, Dr. Worm

How about taking Church Father's names for your own?

John Roberson - Definately would have to be one of the great doctors of the Church. And a very linguistically gifted one at that. I would vote for a namechange to "Chrysostom".

+Donny - That one is easy. You'd be "St. Augustine", having moved in from a weird cultish heresy group. Plus, you have a concubine.

Vershal - How about Anselm of Canterbury?

Dr. Worm - You definately get to be Origen. Origen was a searcher and inquirer.
i feel crushed i was left out
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:24 AM   #49
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Church Fathers weren't hedonists. They had nothing to be happy about. They kept getting killed and castrating themselves.
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i feel crushed i was left out
You should name yourself after one of the band members in Spinal Tap (I always saw you as Nigel)... but add a Chipotle reference.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:17 PM   #51
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Church Fathers weren't hedonists. They had nothing to be happy about. They kept getting killed and castrating themselves.
Nor were they Baptists.
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Nor were they Baptists.
Everyone knows that there is an unbroken chain of Baptists stretching from Christ to the present, ending with Al Mohler -- not John Piper, as many have been decieved into believing.
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:42 PM   #53
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Okay, I have an important question. Since Kelly and I will be off of work for Spring Break, we are probably going to take a trip to Nashville. We will go near or through these cities/towns:

Houston
Tyler
Shreveport
Little Rock
Memphis
Nashville

So, basically we take 59, I-30, and I-40.

This will be something like March 12-17. Do any of you live on or near this route? Can we either stay with or hang out with you?

(Bryan, the Metroplex is a bit out of the way but it's possible if we have enough spare time to make it out there. Let me know if you're free.)

Let me know,

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You got a name change O.o
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Let's try the magic words: BENJ, BENJ, BENJ
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Did any of the early church fathers have a passion for lasagna and boobies?


If so...that's who I am.
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Old 03-01-2007, 04:44 PM   #59
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Did any of the early church fathers have a passion for lasagna and boobies?


If so...that's who I am.
Well, it looks like boobies are on the menu.
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Well, it looks like boobies are on the menu.
That's a given in our house.
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