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Old 02-02-2007, 04:41 PM   #46
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Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I've occasionally found myself on the recieving end of pickup lines from girls (and... sometimes guys... blech). My favorite response, "Sorry, I don't date whores" may sound incredibly rude, but if you knew the way they asked me out you'd know it was entirely justified.
Aren't they afraid to ask out an armed, masked man?

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Old 02-02-2007, 04:42 PM   #47
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when are u gonna take me to the woodshed?
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:43 PM   #48
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:47 PM   #49
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:48 PM   #50
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you're too wimpy. I guess you'll have to go out with me....
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:50 PM   #51
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Aren't they afraid to ask out an armed, masked man?
It's the arms, babes dig them, guys envy them, and I have them...
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:51 PM   #52
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It's the arms, babes dig them, guys envy them, and I have them...
I'm blinded
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:00 PM   #53
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They come free with a few years of blacksmithing

Ooh, and being a blacksmith also doesn't hurt with how girls percieve you...
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:03 PM   #54
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yeah, I don't tan, but I'm in the sun alot.
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:05 PM   #55
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Yeah, that's why the other side of my arms are dark while the insides are so white. If I were to tan, I'd have to position my arms to get sun on the inside.
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:06 PM   #56
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I think I'd feel awkward tanning
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:07 PM   #57
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No, you'd feel like something else, but we're not allowed to use that word on CGR unless directly refering to homosexuals.
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:09 PM   #58
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Okay, let me rephrase that. :"I think I'd feel gay tanning"
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:15 PM   #59
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No no, the word REALLY is banned (not kidding).
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:16 PM   #60
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awkward is?
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