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Old 01-24-2007, 12:44 AM   #31
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I'm not even going to go into the double-entendres this discussion has already brought up.

In all honesty, I don't think any of those lines would actually work on someone determined or that knows how to flirt well. A reasonable retort to number 3 is something along the lines of "Well, modelling has been a dream of mine." Number 15, though, leaves one wide open for a just-as-nasty retort: "Oh! I was wondering which you were, thanks for clearing that up."

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Old 01-24-2007, 08:34 AM   #32
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they were great!! i'll have to use on of those sometime...
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:15 PM   #33
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those were really funny to read, but i don't think i'd ever have the nerve to actually say that to anyone. i'd be too afraid of hurting their feelings, it takes a lot of guts to go ask a girl out. it's soo easy for us to just turn them down that we down take into considerationg how much they go through just to ask.
That's the problem right there. Men will ask. We don't have to say yes to just to be nice. We have a right to say no...in a language they will understand. A woman has to be firm but being firm does not mean making the man feel small.
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:55 PM   #34
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That's the problem right there. Men will ask. We don't have to say yes to just to be nice. We have a right to say no...in a language they will understand. A woman has to be firm but being firm does not mean making the man feel small.
The best way to accomplish this is to stop playing games and just tell them in plain language, "No. And also, you are very small."
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Old 01-29-2007, 01:08 PM   #35
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We have a right to say no...in a language they will understand.
This should help:
http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/no.htm

I like this one:
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Old 01-29-2007, 01:18 PM   #36
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http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/no.htm

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Old 01-29-2007, 01:24 PM   #37
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This should help:
http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/no.htm

I like this one:
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This could come in handy in several ways...

Those lines are funny to read, but I sure hope no girl makes the mistake of saying this to the wrong guy, especially if he honestly admired her. I could see those hurting. You honestly could emasculate him.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:24 PM   #38
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1. HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.



5 HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



9 HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



11 HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.



12 HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.



13 HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



16 HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.



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Old 01-30-2007, 07:31 PM   #39
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That's the problem right there. Men will ask. We don't have to say yes to just to be nice. We have a right to say no...in a language they will understand. A woman has to be firm but being firm does not mean making the man feel small.
Essentially every one of the retorts on this list, however, is belittling. A simple "no, thanks" should work better.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:21 PM   #40
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Essentially every one of the retorts on this list, however, is belittling. A simple "no, thanks" should work better.
Am I the only guy here who would prefer to be turned down with a witty remark (as long as it was done with a smile) than a simple "No, thanks"?

Hilarious thread btw.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:32 PM   #41
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Essentially every one of the retorts on this list, however, is belittling. A simple "no, thanks" should work better.
This is for humor. I really doubt that someone would be heartless enough to say that to someone, unless they were asking ofr it.
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:34 PM   #42
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:35 PM   #43
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:39 PM   #44
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The quoted text feels very Ernst to me. It needs a 'the peoples must be feeded', but otherwise it's spot on.
Right on Matt. Good times...
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:39 PM   #45
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Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I've occasionally found myself on the recieving end of pickup lines from girls (and... sometimes guys... blech). My favorite response, "Sorry, I don't date whores" may sound incredibly rude, but if you knew the way they asked me out you'd know it was entirely justified.
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