WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!

glorify_theLord · 01-23-2007, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Thamar

I got this in an e-mail. Some of them are downright insulting. Can we come up with better ways (for those that are insulting) f getting the message across without the insult (dehumanizing)?

Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men!!!

1. HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

2. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

3 HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

4 HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

5 HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

6 HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

7 HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

8 HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

9 HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

10 HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

11 HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

12 HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

13 HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

14 HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

15 HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

16 HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

17 HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

18 HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Thamar · 01-23-2007, 02:14 PM

Honestly guys do come and try to get girls to go out with them and they do try hard. Staying home would not slove the problem. We are in the world! The initial response would be to laught at those responses but they are a
reality. And a lot of them were hash (even though funny).

Suggestions anyone?

Adam K · 01-23-2007, 02:15 PM

Tell them you're a guy.

Gwenny · 01-23-2007, 02:21 PM

Actually some of those responses would be the way I respond. I am very sarcastic and use humor as a defense mechanism. I found 8 and 9 to be the funniest however.

Adam K · 01-23-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by luvinjesus

Actually some of those responses would be the way I respond. I am very sarcastic and use humor as a defense mechanism. I found 8 and 9 to be the funniest however.

you're a gal????!!!

....jk

mattslope · 01-23-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Thamar

Honestly guys do come and try to get girls to go out with them and they do try hard. Staying home would not slove the problem. We are in the world! The initial response would be to laught at those responses but they are a
reality. And a lot of them were hash (even though funny).

Suggestions anyone?

The quoted text feels very Ernst to me. It needs a 'the peoples must be feeded', but otherwise it's spot on.

adamkaboom · 01-23-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by el cabong

I actually think I've heard some of those first hand. I be smooth with the ladies. Once I asked a girl "What kind of exhaust do you have on that thing?"

*in a announcer-like voice* "Well Bob the setup for the joke was good and clean...."

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Actually she said, "I don't know, it's my dad's car."

"And oh the delivery was right on! He sure stuck that one!"

L. O. L. This has got to be one of the funniest things I have EVER heard!!!!

Katze · 01-23-2007, 07:49 PM

If a guy asked me out right now, I would probably smile, and say that he would have to get past my dad first. And if he still had enough courage to even LOOK at me again, he just might be my man. (My dad's MEAN on boys.)

Adam K · 01-23-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Katze

If a guy asked me out right now, I would probably smile, and say that he would have to get past my dad first. And if he still had enough courage to even LOOK at me again, he just might be my man. (My dad's MEAN on boys.)

Will you go out with me?

Katze · 01-23-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam K

Will you go out with me?

Sure, I'll go out with you. To the woodshed. And give you the licking that you've always deserved.

Hey, you asked.

~Melmo~ · 01-23-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Katze

Sure, I'll go out with you. To the woodshed. And give you the licking that you've always deserved.

Hey, you asked.

NICE! You get to pick out the switch Katze...he'll pick out a bad one..make it a willow branch!

Katze · 01-23-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Melmo~

NICE! You get to pick out the switch Katze...he'll pick out a bad one..make it a willow branch!

Nope, a 12 inch hot-glue stick. He won't sit down for a week.

adamkaboom · 01-23-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Katze

Nope, a 12 inch hot-glue stick. He won't sit down for a week.

oh snap... that ^ ... i'm not sure which would be worse... a glue stick, or the wire handle of a fly swatter...

Katze · 01-23-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by adamkaboom

oh snap... that ^ ... i'm not sure which would be worse... a glue stick, or the wire handle of a fly swatter...

Glue stick. And since it doesn't leave marks, it can be used in abundance.

jael>rock< · 01-23-2007, 11:48 PM

those were really funny to read, but i don't think i'd ever have the nerve to actually say that to anyone. i'd be too afraid of hurting their feelings, it takes a lot of guts to go ask a girl out. it's soo easy for us to just turn them down that we down take into considerationg how much they go through just to ask.